Why Do You Do That?

Ever wonder what kinds of things Southeastern Asians wonder about us? Here's a collection of questions we've heard often in the past years and today:
"Why do you strap your baby in that torturous constricting seat when you drive?"
"Why do you use dead, dry herbs to cook with?"
"Why do you put your baby in a different room to sleep in?"
"Why do you only take 1 shower a day?"
"Why do you get up so late in the morning?" (i.e. 6:30 a.m.)
"You foreigners keep food in your refrigerators for a long, long time, then you actually eat it!"
"Why do you foreigners wear such embarassingly tiny swimsuits and clothes?"
"Why do you think this food is spicy? My baby even eats it."
"What do you do with all that milk you buy?"
"Why do you worry about time so much?"
"Why do you have to live by a schedule?"
"What lotion do you use to get your skin so white?"
"Why do you foreigners show your emotions so much?"
"Why are you foreigners so fat?"
Some are easy to answer, of course, others are lost in a soup of generations past that "just did things that way."