Ants in my pants

The ants are going to drive me nuts. Every time I go out to weed I am bitten all over my hands and feet by these horrid tiny red ants that make me itch and itch for days. I ran into piles and piles of them outside. I was hopping around trying to pull weeds and not let the ants bite me too bad. My face was all red from hopping around and pulling tropical-size weeds and vines out of the ground, my hair was all wild-looking, I was covered with red mud. I'm sure I was quite an amusing sight to all the Thais driving by. The little white lady with ants in her pants!