Our puppy pees on my bed & gulps down a big frog

Not at the same time. I think he must have smelled the cat urine underneath somehow and decided to add a little of his own. Yuck! We stripped the bed, again.
Last night Kennedy caught him with a really big frog and tried to take it away so he wouldn't kill it or choke on it. Our puppy wanted it pretty bad, I guess, and gulped it down whole so no one could take it away from him. Today he gulped down an entire chewy and started choking on it. Dumb dog.
It's a good thing he's so cute!
His name is "Buk Luk" a Thai name that means cute & fat. He was a gift from our last househelper. I never thought I'd like a tiny white poodle, but he sure has personality galore & is excessively cute. He thinks he's a rambo dog, but he's just a runty little thing.
We gave him an English name too, "Froot Loop" like the cereal. He likes cat food, broccoli, raw potatoes, pasta, chocolate, apples...but not dog food.